Auburn (Doug Jones) v. Alabama (Roy Moore) – A Prediction!


The Football Players (Rousseau, 1908)

UPDATE! (November 26, 3:12 PM)

It’s a wrap. Auburn shuts down Alabama 26-14, with Alabama collapsing with the unprecedented force of wet cardboard in the 4th quarter. This bodes very poorly for Roy Moore in the December 12 Senate election. He should probably just concede defeat now.

November 25, 4:20 PM

Here’s a prediction. As of this moment, Auburn leads Alabama 7-0 and has 3rd and 4 at the Alabama goal line, with 4 seconds remaining in the 1st quarter. If Auburn defeats Alabama, Doug Jones will defeat Roy Moore in the December 12 Senate election. If Alabama defeats Auburn, Roy Moore will win the December election. You heard it here first. Go Tigers!